You Are Now Fucking With The Greatest.

The Masses strives to be the best in terms of style, quality, and originality, and that is why the “M” logo contains three individual 1’s that come together to represent the pursuit of being the best.

“The Winnipeg based company of two local designers; Jesse Santos & Jason Au has exploded on to the scene with popularity and they’re only about to get bigger. I know most of you guys love the way I dress and The Masses is DEFINATELY a staple in my closet. I personally believe in them and so does everyone else in our community. Their Masses line was picked up without any hesitation by one of the most successful Steez shops in Canada; The Urban Bakery. Carrying a variety of limited Tees and dope ass designs, I give this local brand (out of many) a 2 thumbs up. I know the two CEO’s personally and they’re all around nice people. I support them any way I can and if you are in the Winnipeg location, don’t hesistate to check out their gear at The Urban Bakery. For all those who aren’t from the area, Stay tuned to find out how YOU yourself can be rockin’ the sickest shit in your town. You can honestly say, no one else will be on your jock for once! You’ll be the only dude in yo’ town rockin a piece of art. Each T-shirt is limited to 10-30 pieces world wide. Not bad for 36 CDN bucks! Email the dudes at either JESSE@GETWITHTHEMASSES.COM or JASON@GETWITHTHEMASSES.COM for more deetz on how you can be the illest dude in town.”
-Keo

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This one is made of a reflective material(3M) that flashes when a picture is taken of it.

This one GLOWS IN THE DARK

Front

Back



Personal Fav. FRONT

Back, son!

WERD, SON!

Pwning Noobs.

People have poor judgment nowadays. Especially you. You just get other people involved left and right because you can’t handle your own abomination of problems. And here you are again. Its funny how well I hide my power. And I’m about to use it to rid the world of ignorance. People don’t call me the devil herself for nothing.

It’s funny how you think you can message all us girls telling us how you want us to tell you what our problem is, and how we should have contacted you directly. How does one do that when you took off your “send message” option. I give you credit for messaging us and telling us to reply, but you block us before we get a chance to reply.

We all know you do that when you’re scared shitless or if you want to annoy a person. Too bad I ALWAYS have the last word. ALWAYS. I’m way smarter then you and you’re moving to the west coast where the majority of my fans live. You will get clowned out there. I have the power to destroy you with just words. It’s like you’re setting yourself up to be made a fool of. Tee-hee.

If you think people talking about your fake photoshoots is so embarrassing, why do them in the first place? If you hate people talking about you, then why be a douchebag to them? Common fucking sense. You’re just digging yourself a bigger hole and I don’t even have to help you dig it. And eventually you won’t need my help to bury yourself. Have you no shame? If you had any sense you would stop digging and come into the light. You’re NOT a model. And you’re NOT a personable person.

Consider this your help note. Look at where we are now. You’re in hiding and running from words and I’m just chillin’ here havin’ a cup of coffee. If there’s anything I can school you with, is that words can’t hurt you unless they’re my words. Get off my success’ dick tip. Remember, don’t fuck with the industry heavy hitters or anyone with more success then you.

Look at how bad, I spooked you and I’m just a regular run of the mill girl. You got scared, you’re moving away and you deleted your facebook all in the same elemental time frame. I’ve never claimed to be hardcore and I don’t have to. Never in my life have I ever had to threaten anyone and no one is and will ever be worth it. My book smarts are incredible and fighting is for people who aren’t smart enough to say anything productive enough to avoid being made to look like an idiot.

I bet you didn’t think you would ever have to succumb to your worst nightmare come true. Me.

WE BELONG TOGETHER.. with Monopoly…

How should I put this so I’m not putting my personal life on the net for everyone to see.  Clearly I’m a danger to the environment so I’ll try not to sound too enraged for the sakes of the people sitting around me.  To my dismay people around me are wondering why the fuck my face is, well, lacking proper countenance.  So here I go..

I feel like I missed out on the best opportunity EVER.  I feel like I just got a chance to wear a new pair of OG agendas(They’re shoes, bruh.) that I wore for about 2 days in a previous year.  But then someone cock blocks me into wearing them saying NO its not my time yet. I feel like an injured pony.  FUCK.

Atleast I’ve completed my assignment for this week along with my summary critical thought.  I’m too smart for my own good sometimes.  I have a party to host tonight (THE URBAN BAKERY MONOPOLY INSPIRED REEBOK SNEAKERS RELEASE PARTY) so I would appreciate it if you go there to meet me if you’re planning on meeting me.  Due to my fear of creepies, I’d rather not meet people on a one on one basis.. Not trying to be a dick or anything but shit man, am I supposed to disregard my safetly because people claim to like me?  Anyway heres the flyer.  Come down or lose your chance to see me rock the nicest reeboks… or nike.. most likely nikes you’ve ever seen.

On a random note.. I wanna go back to somewhere only we know.

http://www.tub204.com
CLICK TO SEE THE SHOES!!!!

Side effects.

So I’ve chilled out a bit for now.  Had a bit of sushi because I’ve got the cheddz to spare right?  Guess who did a discussion in class today? I DID.  Man, I never thought talking about how unhealthy I am could be so fun and hilarious.  Turns out I’m morbidly obesed on the inside and I gotta make a blog about it.  Who would have thought being an ectomorph would be this hard!?  I guess if I was normal and gained visible weight, it would have been okay because then I’d know when to stop eating, but I don’t.  I eat all the time.  I eat when I’m hungry, when I’m not hungry, I eat while I’m eating, I eat when I’m lonely, When I’m in class, sleeping or taking a shower.  It’s pretty bad.  I have high cholesterol and I can feel my heart palpating every so often.  And it’s hard to breathe sometimes but I’ll be okay.  I’ve learnt to take the proper precautions to get my body back into tip top shape on the inside.. now if I can just get this stigma out of my head about how veggies are effin’ gross.  All the questions were either directed to me or clay the alcoholic smoker guy who’s terrible to the environment.  And then there’s me, the unhealthy invisible fat person.  Excuse me while I adjust my non-visible roll mother fucker.

<3 Keo.. Still very confused and frustrated AHHH INJURED PONIES!! I’LL PUNCH YOU!!!

Leave It All The Fights And All.. Summer’s getting colder.

So I got some good advice from Matt.  Even though you’re a creeper of profiles AHAH.  Don’t think I didn’t notice what you did there, buddy.  Anyhow, I guess all this is is happening to make me realize that everyone should just live their lives with balls.. And I know some of you are thinking I’m retarded.  But what I mean is: I basically wanted something, but I refrained from going for it because I was a pussy.  I was a pussy because I was scared of uncontrollable variables that could work against me.  Like Matt says; why are you scared to lose something when there’s nothing to lose.  I let time go by and everyone knows that if time flies without action, you lose your ability to control what you could do within the time you could have done it.  Clear as mud, eh?
I’m banging my head up against the desk right now typing dikhgsdiuyhtglsirhgklsrhg;osrkg just like when I took a chance and lost basically an ample opportunity to do this (:

I feel retarded that I even ran away in the first place.  I feel retarded that I didn’t have the balls to just give what I wanted to give.  But I did it backwards.  Dude, I’m a softy.  A big effin’ softy with a heart in the sub-cockle area.. You know? That area between your pussy/groin and diaphragm.  Allow me to take the rest of this time to just release the negative energy that only I alone feel…

WHAT THE BLICK!? ARE YOU FUDGIN KIDDING ME? BAAHHFDGKJR9TISLKGJMLKRJGLKFJSDKLJGKLJGSLKJKSLJGSKGKSJGKLGJ COCUS! SDUIRSFGIRJUG SAND BAGS!KSLJGKLFGJ INJURED PONIES!!!SDKFJKLFJG FUCK THAT SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

-Keo.

P.S. I will return to you as soon as my mood returns to a basic state of anger instead of full blown frustration.  Thank You!

Stacks on Deck, Patrone on Ice.

Hello people of the blog world!  The last time I checked youtube I was 10 subscribers away from hitting 900 subscribers.  Man I never thought it would be that “mainstream” (for lack of better words).  I initially started video blogging to make my friends laugh and be happy.  But then other people started watching and I thought it was cool that I started this shizz up.  I should probably do a better introduction for myself in a future video.  I also plan on doing a couple of collaborations with a few channels and then on friday Brigitte’s leaving for the Dominican Republic because she’s hot and lucky so I’ll have her be a guest on a future video.  Not sure what we’ll talk about but it should be cool.  I love her   By the way my internet’s back up so now I don’t have to steal computers from school anymore.  And pretty soon I will get my macbook back so I can produce better… well everything.. Macbook is the god of laptops so I’m going to enjoy this shiiit.

Oh yeah, I went to see simple plan with my sister.. I’m not a fan, but my sister is so I thought I’d keep her company.  I’ll keep you guys posted about that in a future video.  I’m editting 3 videos at the same time at the moment.  And yes I still fucks with the windows movie maker because dowloading new programs suck ass.  So here’s what to expect in the future:

In no particular order:
(1) Special Guest Brigitte
(2) Music Video to cap off the summer
(3) Simple Plan concert video
(4) Behind the scenes photoshoots
(5) The Shit List #3

Like I said, i’ll load when I have time.  I appreciate all the love and I will see you all later

The Shit List Update.

Okay be honest.  Either you guys are here because you felt bad that I had to tell you to come here on my latest shit list vid or are unaware that this blog actually existed.  I hope you guys are enjoying the shit list because I got so much feedback from the first one, I think I’ll start making it a featured series on my channel.  Which reminds me, I have to update the playlist because that shit is looking FUG.  I won’t be making a shitlist all the time as I want to build up some sort of anticipation, because you know.. There’s nothing else appealing about my channel besides the random flashes of rage and boredom.. I think.

A few things I wanna mention, I disable comments on previous videos so I can moderate them better.  Somethings are fucked up about youtube and I can’t always get to my comments.  I figure that its easier to have all the comments on one vids as oppose to checking comments on a combination of 50 other videos.  The thought of that makes my head ache.

A few of you notice that you can’t send me messages on youtube.  I tried disabling it so I can get you guys to use my email, or myspace account to contact me on.  Its the same deal.  I dont want to fumble around with different accounts replying to everyone.  So I’ll make it easier on my lazy ass and heard you all to my myspace and email account.  Which is by the way, not an msn account so dont bother adding because we go back to how lazy I am.  I have a feeling that some of you guys are going to go ahead and try anyways.  Just Give’r right?

My email is keonecra@hotmail.com so if you have any questions, or other shizz feel free to get at me there.  I’m sorry for the inconvenience.. well not really, I’m a university student so I’m trying as much as possible to unconvenience myself. LOL. Atleast you’ll know that I’ll have 2 reliable and real sources to contact me.  If its from anywhere else then obviously its a keo poser.

Reminder of REAL accounts
Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/KAYLEXdame
E-mail: keonecra@hotmail.com

AND A REMINDER TO FACEBOOK USERS! Please decline from adding me on facebook, a bitch still needs her privacy.  I don’t mean to sound mean but shiiiit, I need a basis where my friends can get at me for important things like school and work.  I know you guys mean well, but thats part of the reason why I disabled my “add  as friend” button on facebook.  It got to the point where I was getting 60 friend requests a DAY.  It’s nice but I hope you guys understand that privacy is important to me.  I don’t  add strangers to my facebook anymore.  I did when people were adding me in moderate amounts but then EXPLOSION 60 people a DAY! I started deleting people off facebook as off a month ago and I hope you guys understand why

Thanks for reading this time!
Sincerly, Keo Ren Necra

POST SHIT LIST!

So I know I said I would give you a surprise, but I totally didn’t.  I’m sure most of you enjoyed my shit list, but I’ll for sure show you the surprise next v-blog.  The reason I didn’t show it was because it wasn’t complete.  I guess that gives you a clue of what it could be.. or not.  But everybody likes my obscure references. (:  In other words, I got a whole bunch of honors on youtube for my shit list and its the first time I ever had honors for 2 days straight.  Thanks for being supportive once again guys and like I said, I’m going to try and write blogs as much as I can since I’m in school and I can’t always be posting videos (I won’t have time to edit -_-’) I apologize to those who enjoy watching me instead of “reading me” AHA! (OKAY lame ass joke.)  I’ll spare you from the dry humor and go back to studying or something.  I’m on the wait list for like 3 of my classes so wish me luck on that I HATE THAATT!!!! STUPID WAITLIST!!!!

<3 kEOKEOKEO!!

The New Shit List Series on Youbtube.

The first installment will be airing September 02 2008. It will feature 3 or more things I hate in life depending on the amount of time I have. This is for all of you people that enjoy the surly way I bitch about practically everything I don’t know how often I’ll post a new “shit list” but I have a feeling that it will be atleast twice a month since I’m going back to school on the 3rd of september. Wish me luck! And I’ll keep bringing you more videos.

OH OH OH. I’ll have a little surprise for you all and I’ll announce it on the video, but if I don’t.. I’m retarded LOL. I’ll write it on a sticky to remind myself I hope you all have had a great summer! Its been quite a smash! Now I’m looking forward to halloween! I love it more then christmas! No jokes! Have you any ideas to what I should dress up as?! Because I have no clue!

See ya around folks )