MERRY HOLIDAYS YO!

So it’s that time of year again where we all whip out that mickey of goodness you’ve been looking for a good excuse to drink raveniciously all year without being called an alcoholic. I know I had fun last night! I hope you all had a good xmas eve. An I wanna take the time to wish everyone a happy holidays and a drunken new years. Oh yeah! I wanna apologize for the lack of picture updates. Holy shiz boners, I still have to load pictures from the ATRAK show(He’s Kanye West’s dj.) and pictures from my Tub staffparty. Which was by the way, amazing. We did the whole yankee swap thing and I bought a bobble clock.. I’m not sure if that’s supposed to be the cool gift or the gag gift. For all you noobs that don’t know what a bobble clock is, It’s really not called a bobble clock. It’s just a fitting name for it. Anyways, its a clock without edges shaped like a penguin. When ever the mood strikes and you wanna punch it, touch it or carress it, it will tell you the temperature and time. I figured that it was a perfect gift for someone who’s not me because the temperature is always at a constant “holy shit it’s too cold” mode. I ended up with the Hot Rod DVD and whisket. You bet your sweet pikachu I tried to fend people off from stealing that shit from me. Any ways, it was all good clean fun. Please give a holla to my job website at www.tub204.com..

Anyways, here’s some pictures of me with some cool stuff I got for christmas… I love James Dean and I won the I pod touch via the staff party PRS tournament… PRS = Paper Rock Scissors in this case… It’s the only primal human game. People have been known to play it to death. Oh well I always picked rock..

A New T-Shirt Design.

A new T-shirt design has been added to the roster of wonderfulness in the Keo merch tab. I wanna thank everyone that bought a shirt. In doing so you guys totally supported my wonderful friends at w5 clothing. Xmas is going to be crazzy. I’m going to go ahead and load up a new video straight away. I’m sorry for the hiatus but some of you guys are forgetting that I’m still in my early 20’s trying to maintain the image of the fact that I have a life outside the web proxy server…

By the way which reminds me, strange people have been trying to add me on facebook and some of them are certified losers. I have one girl whos having sexual facebook battles with her better looking boyfriend. I’m sure all of us are familiarized by the constant status updates. You people should go on twitter. But this girl was changing it every 2 minutes. Thank goodness facebook enables you to comment on everything including the status updates because it made it hella convenient for her psycho ass boyfriend to take shot back at her using this process. It was retarded what they were fighting over. SEXUAL CLIMAX TABS are probably not the wisest subjects to discuss openly on facebook. I know we live in the technology fastlanes but private messaging is not obsolete yet. I would like to strongly raise that point young sexual missy. No matter how many more times he “cums” then you, you shouldn’t be crying over that shit.. Or how your plans of seducing him in your room keeps getting pwned by his disinterest.. Who could blame him, those rash like bumps on your ass look mighty suspect.. Not to mention your shitty hair and obesed face. You’re 18, go fly a kite. AND I don’t care if it’s minus 35 outside. JUST FLY IT!

You people are probably wondering why I haven’t deleted her off my facebook and the other lot of losers, it’s because they’re so very entertaining and sharing their anonymous misfortunes to the world is amazing. I’m not trying to be mean, but if you put yourself out so that everyone can see EVERYTHING, It’s a public free for all. Let this be a lesson to all you noobs who put out way too much information about yourselves on the internet. For all you know, I’m a university student from Winnipeg who has a lot of shit to say on the interweb, who wears hype gear, speaks somewhat eloquently, models for a living and has a fake name. Take that internet twats! FUCK YOU!

<3 kEO