It’s Feel Good Day!

So I’m sitting here thinking about all the wonderful things in my life that I’m fortunate to have.
-I’m glad I have a gypsy ass laptop at the moment because I can say at least I have one.
-I have an amazing iPod Touch that I’m writing all this on because my laptop is so gypsy.
-I love music so much and I’m glad I have wonderful friends who have diverse taste in music but I still hate new hip hop though.
-I can afford the education that i’m getting even though I dread going sometimes.
-I can go to the gym for virtually nothing. It a dollar for locker rentals at school<3
-I’m never lonely. My friends are always down to get me smashed.
-I’m a sucker for art and I get to go to the art gallery for free because I’m a damn student, son!
-if I was ever too lazy to go to the art gallery I can just tell Ripley to take off his clothes. Tattoos are neato forms of art.
-I’m glad to have all my trips paid for by wonderful people who want me to model around Canada and the united states.
-I’ve got a plethora of people willing to read all this bullshit and think it’s pretty cool.
-My The Sufferer and the Witness album is currently stuck in this shitty school computer. It gives me a reason to be angry.
-Facebook has lost its addictive charm and I can go weeks without it.
-I have attractive friends.
-I’m curiously inclined to anything fun and unconventional like making up stupid games on spot.

Anyhow I want to remind people that I don’t add people that I do not know to my facebook account but you are more than welcome to contact me through my fan group. I know it’s pretty ironic that I want privacy for an internet account, but whatever, I add ANYONE to myspace. So go nuts! Sorry if I’ve inconvenienced you by telling you about how strangers inconvenience me

HEARTSKIS!!!! <3333

FUCK Valentine’s day

It’s midterms and I practically don’t have time for anything. I haven’t fed the fish in 3 days.. I think the one floating is hungry. Valentine’s day is coming up and all I can say is FUCK valentine’s day. I’m not just saying that because I’m a sour ass when it comes to seeing happy couples on this day and it makes me want to drink till I don’t remember Valentine’s day ever existed, but… Yeah I AM saying that because of all the visible happy couples making me sour as fuck. FUCK THEM.. Jaast kiddin.. Not really.. LOL.

My good friend Vicky Danh (She’s a hot model. Google her ass.) is getting married soon and I have been selected to write a lovely speech about her. I’m pretty stoked, but I have to EASE up on the swears. Oh don’t you worry! I do guarantee that it’ll be a gong show regardless of the absence of a few eff bombs. Pretty much every Vietnamese grand parent are going to be there. I’m very happy for my tough barbie Vicky. I know she’ll be a wonderful wife.. Well.. How can you not be looking that hot? WTF?..

Well I’m probably going to do the exact same thing I do every year on Valen-ass day.. And that’s go tanning and sweating my ass off at the gym knowing I won’t let myself go for anyone.
*Heartskis*

Did I mention, FUCK Valentine’s day?
-Keoskis!

Vietnamese Pride!

There’s something I gotta air out with you guys here. I do appreciate the fact that some of you consider being “white washed” is so cool, but it won’t change the fact that you should still have pride in your own nationality. I’m vietnamese and I’m proud of it. I laugh when people call me a banana or a twinkie because of my caucasian tendancies, Because what else am I supposed to do? Cry and be mad about it? I’m proud of who I am. And I don’t have to show it to the world because My Pride is MY pride. You should do the same.

If you pull stereotypes out like how a vietnamese girl is supposed to know nothing except for how to spend money, I’m obviously going to front. Life’s too long to be offended at everything. Life is supposed to be fun and the more secure you are, the more you should be able to just make fun of yourself and I do I won’t get angry because I’m a laid back person. Ignorance is ignorance so you let them be. Ignorant people will only amount to ignorant people. All you could do is sit back and laugh it out “Some people are too weak to follow their dreams so they try their best to discourage yours. Their patheticism encourage my conceit and success.” -Nicole Richie. If you are going to be ignorant, you’ll fall behind. I do appreciate that you’ve watched my videos but tend to your own life and worry about being you and not me. Have a sense of humour.. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

-Keo

Good Ol’ Momski

Everyone’s seen me exploit my dear mother all over the internet with the disbelief that she could actually be that kewl. But too bad, my momski is that cool. I don’t think I know any other person who can say that they’ve locked their moms in the grocery store’s frozen aisle freezer with a picture to prove it. (The picture was her idea, she actually thought it was hilarious.) She got her laugh back at the end of it. She effin’ punched me square in the eye with a rotten peach. Well played, momski… WELL PLAYED..

I think my mom’s the only person in this world who doesn’t know how to play SIMON (You know that video game machine device from the late 60’s where you have to repeat the sequence of colour and audio the machine makes? Yeah you little pussycakes are too young and hip-_-’) Well I have that on my iPod touch and she has no clue how to play it, yet ironically the woman knows how to text message swears at me… Like the other day when she told me “You like dicks.” Again that deserves the slow clap.. Well played mom.. Well Played…