HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

So it’s my birthday today! Yay, but instead of getting sweet comments saying I look great on my birthday, I get abuse! And it’s the good kind of abuse! I love it when my friends tease me and I think the most frequent message of the day was “Happy Birthday, half cracker!” or “Happy birthday, Keo. You’re fucking white. You’re now ‘Keo White’ because you’re white.” Asides from the lovely racist comments from my friends, I logged on to Youtube to check out the love comments! But there were a few mentioning that I gained weight.. and lost boobs. I can assure you that I still have questionably real tatas (They aint going no where!) and as for the weight, I guess I’m getting fat in the face some how but I kinda dig it. (I blame the lighting!) Here’s the most recent picture of me so you can be the judge as to which I’ve gained or lost weight Enjoy!


Yup, boobs still there.

YouTube Partnership as a Birthday Gift from YouTube!

Okay, to bank on what I said about facebook in my latest vlog (If it’s been approved yet..) I wish I can invite you all to my birthday celebration next week: April 29, 2009, but wordpress doesn’t allow me to tag people I don’t really know (Although I wish it could) and WordPress doesn’t allow me to tag at all. But I’m super stoked that I finally got partnered on youtube after how long already. To be honest all I wanted was to be able to have a banner on top of the description box where I can have everyone come up with a gif design for me! Tell ya what! First person who reads that and submit me a nice banner(That is sans the phallic like drawings you would find on douche bag facebook walls.) I will send you a Free Keo Necra Poster! Something’s either wrong with my usb thumb drive or youtube because I’m trying to load the corresponding video to this post right now and it’s not quite working to my advantage, actually… Oh yeah, did I mention I got partnered and it’s my birthday next week!!!
-Keener McKeo!

1st third of 2009

Here are a few things I’ve learned over the first third of 2009. 1.) First and foremost, all arrogant 30 year old photographers who need Rogain to keep being vane, act like insecure little 14 year olds and are against pretty girlfriends having dude buddies who are more attractive then they are. 2.) Dating the broski that made him most insecure is probably the best choice you could ever make because he probably wants to double that Rogain dose to keep up with how much hair a real man should be attaining. (y) 3.) When your boyfriend looks at you tenderly in the eyes with a spark of happiness and tells you “Baby, I’m drunk.” It is sufficient to accept that as him saying “I love you.” So the correct response to tell him “Me Too.” Remember to only say that when you really feel it. Till then keep up with the drinking, girl. It’s the 2009 next level I love you shit. 4.) Having crushes are fun times! Don’t be too crushed when your crush doesn’t crush you the way you crush them. Move on to the next victim. 5.) It’s called tanning, not burning. Lesson learned. Enough said. 6.) When trying to recover from a tan burn, remember that just because it seems like a vacant parking lot and its late at night, and you’re with your friends, it doesn’t mean no one is out there catching a glimpse of you running around the parking lot with your sweats around your ankles trying to cool off your burnt ass. Lesson learned. 7.) When you’re red like a cherry and you have a Keo like personality, no matter what people will think you’re drunk. 8.) When someone says “Keo has the most fake looking boobies.” You might as well take that as a victory because there will be no one else out there who will address you and say “Keo has the realist looking boobies.” 9.) Fake boobs are very fucking painful… very very painful. 10.) Now that you’ve started tanning, your teeth are ridiculously white and your boobs are questionably real, you look like a product by Matell. Move over Barbie. 11.) Never teach Brent anything about the blackberry messenger secrets. You will never catch a blink of sleep without wanting to beat Brent till he shits out his blackberry. 12.) There is no way I’ll ever get used to people stopping me on the street for pictures… or at work.. or at American Apparel.. 13.) Knowing that you’re a player yourself, dating another player isn’t a good idea because you know every trick and they know every trick. Thus is the most stoic relationship EVER.. But fun (y) The break up is always the most painless because you both get what you want <3 14.) When your boyfriend takes you to a shitty bar he loves you, because he knows that every other douche bag will be turned down profusely on the count of they’re douche bags. Nice play. (y) 15.) When at university, it’s a very good idea to moon everyone in the cafeteria because Kaitlyn wants to know what color your panties are. 16.) Sending pictures of your boobs via BBM to Brent is funny because it distracts his ass. 17.) Brent found out that you can send voice clips over BBM the hard way, disturbing the peace by looking like a racist (y) 18.) Pretending to be someone else on BBM and defaming their character is always a good idea. ALWAYS. Because it’s fun. Why get mad? Just turn off your blackberry. 19.) Utilizing school property such as the Mac Computers is bad ass to pass the time. Like holy shit, they have the photobooth application that can keep me occupied for atleast 2 hours with Syvixay, Propp, Blicq, and Reid. I’ll load those fucking gems later. 20.) What’s up with ‘azns’ trying to rock the hipster attire? You can tell they’re trying too hard with their ineffectual fake glasses and full priced new tie-dyed pants. Real hipsters are usually broke and spend as little as possible and they look cool by accident. All that hipsters talk about are sales and value village. Hipsters love indie music and most of them don’t even own blackberries or iphones. Most azns don’t even know what and have never been to a folk fest is so I wonder why they try so hard to be something they’re not. If they’re trying to break out of the ed hardy, christian audigier stereotype they’re doing it all wrong. Instead of finding their own autonomy they’re pooling into another style to copy. I’m not trying to be white and I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just me. If you wanna put a label on it, do it, but I won’t adhere to it. Learn to love yourself, not someone elses look. Originality comes from self love. Period.

Till the 2nd third of 2009, I shall update later
-Keo Necra