KICKSTART MY HEART!

Import season is slowly rolling around the corner so if you wanna see me in your city simply get your HIN promotors to shoot my ass an e-mail at keonecra@hotmail.com. Other than that this year’s import show is going to be the first lights out show at the convention center. I hope the people in the show bring their own snake lights and christmas lights because there is no way in fucking hell I’m sharing mine. My first lights out show was 4 years ago in Boston. It was mad dope. A lot of the people out a lot of time into decorating the living shit out of their displays. (Clouds, garden lights and or lawn gnomes or even both)

But you and I both know that nothing beats the snake lights that surround each car. I believe it’ll be a pretty staple because not a lot of us are creative. God, I hope they bring in the fog machine this year. That’ll toot my horn for sure. I hope they actually do have killer ass gnomes there.. Well if not I guess I’ll have to settle with looking at the gnome-like pip-squeaks that go there with their parents. (They usually wear the socks and sandal combination.) All I have to do is use my imagination. Hell, I’m pretty much going to decorate my booth by sitting in their lawn chair and smiling at disinterested bitches and trying to sell them my posters and succeeding in taking their lunch money.

Anywhosal, I’ll have more updates on this soon! All you have to know is that I’ll be modeling with my friend AYA who’s virtually the spitting image of Jessica Alba. Give her some love on the WPG Prelude website! Other than that, I’ll be coming out with a new video blog sometime this week if I’m not busy doing photoshoots for the show!

-Keeeeeeeey-yo!

POSTERS BE UNDER COSTRUCTION!

I’m trying super hard(well not really) to maintain my super cool blog! One of my main goals is making sure you’re able to download my posters if you’re too lazy to wait for the mail. (Lazy asses) Same deal, you get the full sized file so you can print em however you like. Pretty sure they’ll be cheaper that way as well. In other works, I’m also working to get new pictures printed and sold for this year’s driven auto trade show on the 25th of July. So get ready freddies! Keo’s going in for the kill.. I mean smile.. Let’s just end it with ‘my ass will be modeling.’ Posters should be up by nest vid blog! CHEERS!
-Keo

NAKED.

So a lot of people are making a big deal out of the naked photos leaked on the internet of Rihanna and Cassie. First of all, What the heck would possess a person to get a nipple ring. The healing process is a bitch and a smelly bitch to be more precise. Shit won’t be kinky until it has been on the 1 year healing course. Womp womp womp! And quite frankly I think they’re fucking nasty. I would pick Rihanna’s picks over Cassie for the ironic classy factor she poised in her picture. Whereas Cassie took the most unflattering vagina spreading shitty phone cam pictures I’ve ever seen. There was something unattractive in her shocked face look. And there wasn’t anything alluring in the way she let her hello kitty say hi to the world. Rihanna on the other hand.. Classy poses, girl. Classy poses. Now there’s a fallen celebrity that knows how to work it. But no matter how I look at it, Megan Fox still gets my vote of confidence. It’s because I like looking at her wear tight things and even with clothes on, shes a fuckin’ goddess. So the winner of the leaked nude photo war is Megan Fox with clothes on hands down even though she was not even talked about in my video blog. Who cares! Shes HOT!

The Hills and Brody Jenner.

Picture of the day! Everyone still has a chance to come up with a funny caption! So keep commenting and messaging!..

“We’re just two guys and we’re having a good time, having a good time.”

So I didn’t write a blog the night Brody Jenner came to my city to party with the girls here who love him so much. I figured that the best way to show how unimportant he was to me, was to not blog about it right away. Well, Brody Jenner came to Winnipeg on the 6th of May and partied at club republic, I believe. I know this because on the 6th, 98 percent of the female friends on my facebook changed their statuses to something somewhere along the lines of “I’M GOING TO REPUBLIC TONIGHT TO SEE MY HUSBAND, BRODY JENNER.” You can probably tell I make up the other 2 percent of the females on my facebook friend list that was not interested in partying with Brody Jenner that night. And I’m gonna keep addressing him as Brody Jenner because typing Brody Jenner anywhere on my blog will probably catch more female attention to that name than to the rest of the shit that I am writing.. So… BRODY JENNER.

You’re probably wondering why Brody Jenner seems so awfully important to blog about. But it’s because as if being asked to watch the show every Thursday wasn’t bad enough, I ended up getting more than the tolerable earful amount about Brody Jenner the night after he came. All my female friends usually message me things more along the lines of “Holy shit you missed out! ________ totally made out with Brody Jenner so that means you could have too!” For the last time I’m married to James fuckin’ Dean! And quite frankly I’m pretty loyal to the hubby.
=Keotron

Can’t help myself.

It’s 2:39am in Winnipeg and I’m up thinking about how lucky I am to be loved (: Shower me with love because it’s pretty much Keo’s love time. Honestly I want to just end all the what the fuckery of the world because I think everyone should be loved! If you’re single, love yourself! If you’ve got someone to love then you’re probably just as peachy as me (:

It’s the summer time soon and the best shit ever is having a summer fling. Especially at the beach. One of my goals in life is to just be single and meet someone completely amazing randomly at a beach during the evening and talk the night away with him by the bond fire as the evening progressively gets darker and our conversations deeper. What? I can’t have a day where I can fantasize for no apparent reason? Wanna fight about it? Dude, When I say I like long walks on the beach I damn well mean it. I’m a lucky girl (8

On another note:<3
“I let your pretty blue eyes exit in and out of my body like true sapphires because the only thing you ask of me from me is me and not the world..” -Keo Necra