Summer 2009, (2nd Quarter.)

So I guess the whole world has heard by now that the king of Pop is gone. May his soul rest in peace and may twitter be revived from the havoc of the Michael Jackson Updates so I can go back to pleasing my few followers with shitty updates about how I want to drink KFC gravy like it’s soup (Because really that’s what it should be. Soup. It’s too damn good.) By the way I have a twitter account now for all you status update addicts. Yes I damn well caved in and it took all there was in me to try stopping myself, but twitter won the battle. Twitter always wins. If you feel like following me(These updates are sure to make your day because they’re seriously so fucking stupid hilarious.) the link is http://www.twitter.com/keonecra/

ON ANOTHER NOTE:
Who the fuck loves the summer time? I do. That’s why I went to the beach. That shit is free this year so I went ahead and got the worst tan lines ever. I looked like I was wearing clothes when I was naked. Who the fuck wants to look like they are wearing clothes when they wanna be naked. It just makes shit even harder and 10X more confusing. I’m gonna be cool and post some pics. If you wanna be cool and come out to meet me, I’ll be at the beach every Sunday eating like a glutenous nun.

Here is a paparazzi stylez shot of me putting water in a frisbee to shit disturb other homies buried in the sand.

I know you guys didn’t expect me to be this small, but I’m a petite internet phenom who is jealous of these other two buddies’ abilities to grow natural tits.

I shall return to list the cool shit I learned over the 2nd quarter of 2009. Till then I’ll keep you posted. Keep it trill, homies!

-Keotron!

Fresh Outta Kan-Yeeeezys

That’s right. Once again I got to bask in the glory of yet another unattainable “ballerific” pair of Nike wonder. Our store recently attained the privs to release these rare gems and the turn out for them was phenomenal. The Air Yeezy’s were so exclusive only a few stores around North America were able to get them in and The Urban Bakery(My store) was one of them. These shoes were so rare, they sell on eBay upwards from 600 to 1,000US dollars. It makes the retail price seem mediocre.($279) There were WAY more people wanting to purchase the shoes than there were pairs of shoes to be purchased. There were many disappointed faces among the crowd ready to choke the shit out of anything as the few lucky shoppers walked away with the most hyped up pair of Nikes of the year in a matter of minutes. I was just happy to witness so many people showing up to appreciate the shoes and take part in the excitement. I also felt bad for the people that walked away disappointed. While you’re here, please give my dope-ass employers some love and check out the swag on our blog at HTTP://www.tub204.com

I’ll put up new posters soon I promise! These things sell out fast!!!
Till next time!
-Keo Necra