So I guess the whole world has heard by now that the king of Pop is gone. May his soul rest in peace and may twitter be revived from the havoc of the Michael Jackson Updates so I can go back to pleasing my few followers with shitty updates about how I want to drink KFC gravy like it’s soup (Because really that’s what it should be. Soup. It’s too damn good.) By the way I have a twitter account now for all you status update addicts. Yes I damn well caved in and it took all there was in me to try stopping myself, but twitter won the battle. Twitter always wins. If you feel like following me(These updates are sure to make your day because they’re seriously so fucking stupid hilarious.) the link is http://www.twitter.com/keonecra/
ON ANOTHER NOTE:
Who the fuck loves the summer time? I do. That’s why I went to the beach. That shit is free this year so I went ahead and got the worst tan lines ever. I looked like I was wearing clothes when I was naked. Who the fuck wants to look like they are wearing clothes when they wanna be naked. It just makes shit even harder and 10X more confusing. I’m gonna be cool and post some pics. If you wanna be cool and come out to meet me, I’ll be at the beach every Sunday eating like a glutenous nun.
Here is a paparazzi stylez shot of me putting water in a frisbee to shit disturb other homies buried in the sand.
I know you guys didn’t expect me to be this small, but I’m a petite internet phenom who is jealous of these other two buddies’ abilities to grow natural tits.
I shall return to list the cool shit I learned over the 2nd quarter of 2009. Till then I’ll keep you posted. Keep it trill, homies!
-Keotron!
