First Half of “09 Part II

29 08 2009

Summer of “09 has been the best I ever had. Not because it’s ‘always down when I hit it up’ (See what I did there? It was a reference to a shitty summer anthem sung by wheelchair jimmy.) But mainly because I’ve learned so much about people and things that both move and frustrate me. I’ve learned that there are people out there who can be as passionate about music like me and not be so closed to different genres, I’ve learnt people who are lonely and pathetic go back to their own sloppy 2nd, I’ve learnt that people are fucking inconsiderate assholes when they don’t get their way in life like every generic little bitch I come across and they really need a rude awakening. And I’ve learnt about the evil seducing power of women over men.

This is a doozy. I find it so lame and generic when a girl(not a woman) blames everything on jealousy or says she wouldn’t do that to you’ whenever the case seems so convenient.“Oh, she says I’m a slut because I fucked so many dudes, and sent them nudes? Oh she’s just jealous.” Shut your pie hole, queen of shit. Your conjecture is full of holes and the level of fallacical soundedness is like your vagina. Hate to break it to ya, but sweet hearts dont bang dicks like a drum, ask for dick pics and think innocence can be kept when you leave nothing to imagination by letting him see you naked before you even meet. Sweet hearts take their time because they would know a real man can wait till he falls for your personality and the anticipation that builds is a feeling like no other. Maybe that’s me and I’m an old fashioned prude who likes very few(preferably none) to enjoy my body so I feel like it’s actually special. (Well fuck, how can it not be? Look at it. So templefied, you won’t find nudes anywere from anyone. Why? Because the only person that needs to know I’m a goddess is me and anyone I so choose to love in person. But chivalry is dead and dudes aren’t looking to wait unless they’re confident and have balls the size of Texas. Yee-haw, bitches.

You know what’s sad about the whole teen generation making their transitions into their 20’s? They’re horny as shit and start to notice dudes will give and do what they want if they do sexual favors. It’s girls like that who end up ruining any dude’s life giving them a false sense of love and security because it’s just so damn hard to say no to a pretty face with the supposed intent do to you and only you, or so she says. Never trust a whore. Any girl willing to give up her naked body over the internet for any reason after sounding too good to be true will give it out to others for all she’s worth because getting men to fall inlove is so easy when you’re hot and it’s a thrill when you’re a girl looking for attention. Their body is like their tool. Some bitches are too stupid to give a shit but theyre smart enough to know horny boys will trust their pretty decieving faces. Boys just want to find a hot broad to wife and look for any reason to justify the shitty cores that these walking dick gobbling barbie dolls have.

So there’s the ugly truth. Boys won’t give a shit or give it a second thought when a hot girl is too agreeable, obviously stupid, nothing special, whorish, personality-less and decieving as hell because they’re so blinded, but a man will give a shit because a man can see. A man will have already gone through the heart breaking after effects of being a boy and loving a whore knowing that going through it once is good enough to learn his lesson and knowing real women are worth waiting for and getting to know.

Going back for your own sloppy seconds is another thing men don’t do. Or women for that matter. If you are a man, stand by your reasons to leave someone not be weak and fall back into the unhappy comfort zone. If you’re a woman, know that if one man can love you, other men could too. It’s not the end of the world. Which also doesn’t mean you should jump into something right away to force it. Because true love comes when you realize the only love you need is from yourself and when a new love comes it only adds, not take away. I believe that if you shared something amazing with someone, you appreciate every moment, because when you lose it, there’s no point in going back. There’s only time to cherish it and make new memories. Value yourself and be someone you love. Everyone deserves to be happy alone as well. I don’t give a shit for weak people and there are none in my life. So to learn from me, you gotta be strong enough to endure my realness.

I’m lucky enough to have someone even though I am happy alone. But everyone knows he’s also a part of my heart and I will continue being happy he’s mine. Why? Because he’s a man.

-K.Necra





DRIVE!

29 07 2009

So I want to start off by thanking everyone who came out to the Convention center on Saturday to show love and support. Even though a lot of people thought I was an out of towner getting flown in to do the show, I am in fact local! You might have missed me around the city because the best disguise that I have is walking around without make up. *Self Blast* And to the rest of you who didn’t get on the tip you totally should get your balls smashed.

One of my friends Marissa Mapatac along with Tiffany Ponce, performed at the show with her hit single Peg City Girl. This song does a lot to empower young people in the city because although the city is small, the talent is huge and hidden. She gives a shout out to a small portion of the Winnipeg girls that have shed light and attention to my little city. Me included *insert cheesy smile* Don’t sleep on it and check out the voice on my girls. She’ll make it big one day and see what the fuss is all about on youtube or facebook..(depending on whether or not she accepts random friend requests) I have feeling if you mentioned my name in the small message in the request box, she’ll be happy to accept your request. Again I’m very happy that I live in my city that is so overlooked. Once upon a time Winnipeg was supposed to rival Chicago. REAL TALK! Once again I’m proud of my city and I’m proud of the drive true Winnipeggers like Marissa, Tiffany or Dannie Riel have for taking the time to enjoy the good in this citaaay!

Love you all!
-Keotron Necrabot





Summer 2009, (2nd Quarter.)

26 06 2009

So I guess the whole world has heard by now that the king of Pop is gone. May his soul rest in peace and may twitter be revived from the havoc of the Michael Jackson Updates so I can go back to pleasing my few followers with shitty updates about how I want to drink KFC gravy like it’s soup (Because really that’s what it should be. Soup. It’s too damn good.) By the way I have a twitter account now for all you status update addicts. Yes I damn well caved in and it took all there was in me to try stopping myself, but twitter won the battle. Twitter always wins. If you feel like following me(These updates are sure to make your day because they’re seriously so fucking stupid hilarious.) the link is http://www.twitter.com/keonecra/

ON ANOTHER NOTE:
Who the fuck loves the summer time? I do. That’s why I went to the beach. That shit is free this year so I went ahead and got the worst tan lines ever. I looked like I was wearing clothes when I was naked. Who the fuck wants to look like they are wearing clothes when they wanna be naked. It just makes shit even harder and 10X more confusing. I’m gonna be cool and post some pics. If you wanna be cool and come out to meet me, I’ll be at the beach every Sunday eating like a glutenous nun.

Here is a paparazzi stylez shot of me putting water in a frisbee to shit disturb other homies buried in the sand.

I know you guys didn’t expect me to be this small, but I’m a petite internet phenom who is jealous of these other two buddies’ abilities to grow natural tits.

I shall return to list the cool shit I learned over the 2nd quarter of 2009. Till then I’ll keep you posted. Keep it trill, homies!

-Keotron!





Fresh Outta Kan-Yeeeezys

8 06 2009


That’s right. Once again I got to bask in the glory of yet another unattainable “ballerific” pair of Nike wonder. Our store recently attained the privs to release these rare gems and the turn out for them was phenomenal. The Air Yeezy’s were so exclusive only a few stores around North America were able to get them in and The Urban Bakery(My store) was one of them. These shoes were so rare, they sell on eBay upwards from 600 to 1,000US dollars. It makes the retail price seem mediocre.($279) There were WAY more people wanting to purchase the shoes than there were pairs of shoes to be purchased. There were many disappointed faces among the crowd ready to choke the shit out of anything as the few lucky shoppers walked away with the most hyped up pair of Nikes of the year in a matter of minutes. I was just happy to witness so many people showing up to appreciate the shoes and take part in the excitement. I also felt bad for the people that walked away disappointed. While you’re here, please give my dope-ass employers some love and check out the swag on our blog at HTTP://www.tub204.com

I’ll put up new posters soon I promise! These things sell out fast!!!
Till next time!
-Keo Necra





KICKSTART MY HEART!

30 05 2009

Import season is slowly rolling around the corner so if you wanna see me in your city simply get your HIN promotors to shoot my ass an e-mail at keonecra@hotmail.com. Other than that this year’s import show is going to be the first lights out show at the convention center. I hope the people in the show bring their own snake lights and christmas lights because there is no way in fucking hell I’m sharing mine. My first lights out show was 4 years ago in Boston. It was mad dope. A lot of the people out a lot of time into decorating the living shit out of their displays. (Clouds, garden lights and or lawn gnomes or even both)

But you and I both know that nothing beats the snake lights that surround each car. I believe it’ll be a pretty staple because not a lot of us are creative. God, I hope they bring in the fog machine this year. That’ll toot my horn for sure. I hope they actually do have killer ass gnomes there.. Well if not I guess I’ll have to settle with looking at the gnome-like pip-squeaks that go there with their parents. (They usually wear the socks and sandal combination.) All I have to do is use my imagination. Hell, I’m pretty much going to decorate my booth by sitting in their lawn chair and smiling at disinterested bitches and trying to sell them my posters and succeeding in taking their lunch money.

Anywhosal, I’ll have more updates on this soon! All you have to know is that I’ll be modeling with my friend AYA who’s virtually the spitting image of Jessica Alba. Give her some love on the WPG Prelude website! Other than that, I’ll be coming out with a new video blog sometime this week if I’m not busy doing photoshoots for the show!

-Keeeeeeeey-yo!





POSTERS BE UNDER COSTRUCTION!

24 05 2009

I’m trying super hard(well not really) to maintain my super cool blog! One of my main goals is making sure you’re able to download my posters if you’re too lazy to wait for the mail. (Lazy asses) Same deal, you get the full sized file so you can print em however you like. Pretty sure they’ll be cheaper that way as well. In other works, I’m also working to get new pictures printed and sold for this year’s driven auto trade show on the 25th of July. So get ready freddies! Keo’s going in for the kill.. I mean smile.. Let’s just end it with ‘my ass will be modeling.’ Posters should be up by nest vid blog! CHEERS!
-Keo





NAKED.

13 05 2009

So a lot of people are making a big deal out of the naked photos leaked on the internet of Rihanna and Cassie. First of all, What the heck would possess a person to get a nipple ring. The healing process is a bitch and a smelly bitch to be more precise. Shit won’t be kinky until it has been on the 1 year healing course. Womp womp womp! And quite frankly I think they’re fucking nasty. I would pick Rihanna’s picks over Cassie for the ironic classy factor she poised in her picture. Whereas Cassie took the most unflattering vagina spreading shitty phone cam pictures I’ve ever seen. There was something unattractive in her shocked face look. And there wasn’t anything alluring in the way she let her hello kitty say hi to the world. Rihanna on the other hand.. Classy poses, girl. Classy poses. Now there’s a fallen celebrity that knows how to work it. But no matter how I look at it, Megan Fox still gets my vote of confidence. It’s because I like looking at her wear tight things and even with clothes on, shes a fuckin’ goddess. So the winner of the leaked nude photo war is Megan Fox with clothes on hands down even though she was not even talked about in my video blog. Who cares! Shes HOT!





The Hills and Brody Jenner.

8 05 2009

Picture of the day! Everyone still has a chance to come up with a funny caption! So keep commenting and messaging!..

“We’re just two guys and we’re having a good time, having a good time.”

So I didn’t write a blog the night Brody Jenner came to my city to party with the girls here who love him so much. I figured that the best way to show how unimportant he was to me, was to not blog about it right away. Well, Brody Jenner came to Winnipeg on the 6th of May and partied at club republic, I believe. I know this because on the 6th, 98 percent of the female friends on my facebook changed their statuses to something somewhere along the lines of “I’M GOING TO REPUBLIC TONIGHT TO SEE MY HUSBAND, BRODY JENNER.” You can probably tell I make up the other 2 percent of the females on my facebook friend list that was not interested in partying with Brody Jenner that night. And I’m gonna keep addressing him as Brody Jenner because typing Brody Jenner anywhere on my blog will probably catch more female attention to that name than to the rest of the shit that I am writing.. So… BRODY JENNER.

You’re probably wondering why Brody Jenner seems so awfully important to blog about. But it’s because as if being asked to watch the show every Thursday wasn’t bad enough, I ended up getting more than the tolerable earful amount about Brody Jenner the night after he came. All my female friends usually message me things more along the lines of “Holy shit you missed out! ________ totally made out with Brody Jenner so that means you could have too!” For the last time I’m married to James fuckin’ Dean! And quite frankly I’m pretty loyal to the hubby.
=Keotron





Can’t help myself.

4 05 2009

It’s 2:39am in Winnipeg and I’m up thinking about how lucky I am to be loved (: Shower me with love because it’s pretty much Keo’s love time. Honestly I want to just end all the what the fuckery of the world because I think everyone should be loved! If you’re single, love yourself! If you’ve got someone to love then you’re probably just as peachy as me (:

It’s the summer time soon and the best shit ever is having a summer fling. Especially at the beach. One of my goals in life is to just be single and meet someone completely amazing randomly at a beach during the evening and talk the night away with him by the bond fire as the evening progressively gets darker and our conversations deeper. What? I can’t have a day where I can fantasize for no apparent reason? Wanna fight about it? Dude, When I say I like long walks on the beach I damn well mean it. I’m a lucky girl (8

On another note:<3
“I let your pretty blue eyes exit in and out of my body like true sapphires because the only thing you ask of me from me is me and not the world..” -Keo Necra





HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

29 04 2009

So it’s my birthday today! Yay, but instead of getting sweet comments saying I look great on my birthday, I get abuse! And it’s the good kind of abuse! I love it when my friends tease me and I think the most frequent message of the day was “Happy Birthday, half cracker!” or “Happy birthday, Keo. You’re fucking white. You’re now ‘Keo White’ because you’re white.” Asides from the lovely racist comments from my friends, I logged on to Youtube to check out the love comments! But there were a few mentioning that I gained weight.. and lost boobs. I can assure you that I still have questionably real tatas (They aint going no where!) and as for the weight, I guess I’m getting fat in the face some how but I kinda dig it. (I blame the lighting!) Here’s the most recent picture of me so you can be the judge as to which I’ve gained or lost weight :) Enjoy!


Yup, boobs still there.